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Sage Accounting and Sage Payroll are a suite of cloud-based accountancy and payroll products developed by Sage Group aimed at small and medium-sized enterprises as well as the self-employed. They exist under the suite banner of Sage Business Cloud, and the products were initially known as Sage One and are available in many of the territories that Sage operate.
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Joop Vermeulen was a Dutch long-distance runner. He competed in the marathon at the 1928 Summer Olympics.
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