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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}
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{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Deborah Markowitz","displaytitle":"Deborah Markowitz","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5248322","titles":{"canonical":"Deborah_Markowitz","normalized":"Deborah Markowitz","display":"Deborah Markowitz"},"pageid":8503631,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Deborah_Markowitz.jpg","width":250,"height":317},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Deborah_Markowitz.jpg","width":250,"height":317},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258852613","tid":"28b7b740-a867-11ef-bc64-70b9c8e8f6c5","timestamp":"2024-11-22T00:17:29Z","description":"American politician and environmental leader","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah_Markowitz","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah_Markowitz?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah_Markowitz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Deborah_Markowitz"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah_Markowitz","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Deborah_Markowitz","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah_Markowitz?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Deborah_Markowitz"}},"extract":"Deborah Markowitz is the state director for The Nature Conservancy in Massachusetts. Prior to this, she served from 2011-2017 as the Secretary of the Vermont Agency of Natural Resources. She was appointed by Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin. She has also been a Visiting Professor of Environmental Policy and Leadership at the University of Vermont Rubenstein School of Environment and Natural Resources. Markowitz was elected six times to serve as the Secretary of State of Vermont. Although she is a member of the Democratic Party, she won the nomination of both the Republican and Democratic Parties in two of her races.","extract_html":"
Deborah Markowitz is the state director for The Nature Conservancy in Massachusetts. Prior to this, she served from 2011-2017 as the Secretary of the Vermont Agency of Natural Resources. She was appointed by Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin. She has also been a Visiting Professor of Environmental Policy and Leadership at the University of Vermont Rubenstein School of Environment and Natural Resources. Markowitz was elected six times to serve as the Secretary of State of Vermont. Although she is a member of the Democratic Party, she won the nomination of both the Republican and Democratic Parties in two of her races.
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