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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}

{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}

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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}

{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}

{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}

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