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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

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