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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}

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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}

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